New Phone = New Hazards.

I am the proud new owner of a smart phone. And let me tell you, it is smart. I'm pretty sure that if it was enrolled in a university it would receive better grades than myself. Purely for it's "Ask ChaCha" app...

But, with a new phone comes problems that I am not used to, such as:

1- Finding the vibrate/silent mode button while in class. Quickly.
2- Realizing that with a touchscreen phone there will not be a keyboard, and to not freak out when I'm in a panic and can't fine said keyboard.
3- Proof-reading texts. Now I like to think of myself as a literate person, and I (hope) that I have fairly good grammar. Unfortunately with touchscreen phones, texting can be quite the difficulty. Here are some of my more recent blunders...

Supposed to send: "I'm so happy for you!"
What I actually sent: "I'm so gay for you!"

Supposed to send: "I'm sorry."
What I actually sent: "I'm dirty."

Supposed to send: "Because I wanted to."
What I actually sent: "Bedside I wanted to." (Also, I don't think that I've ever used the word 'bedside' in my life).

Also since my phone is so 'smart', it has a feature where you can speak into a speaker and it will translate what you spoke into text. Unfortunately it just translates what it hears and makes up it's own spelling. I guess I can't really blame it though - it is a cool feature. But once I sent the wrong version of 'your' (pet peeve). So, I'm probably not going to be using that a lot. Sorry, smartphone.

All in all, I really like my phone, but I think it might have a mind of it's own...which scares me, because what if it turns into that creepy robot from Transformers? (Not an actual transformer, that would be cool). Only time will tell...